Broken sole
TONY “Check this out, my sole split in two. It was a total fluke. I was getting my stuff out the basement I’d been using and there was this one nail sticking up on the floor. I stepped on it and it...
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PHILIP “I wanted to tell you that I posted the video about that homeless guy with the radio announcer voice.” TONY “Well he sure deserved to get an another chance with a voice like that one. Some...
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TONY “Hey Phil, did you remember to get me the Advil by any chance?” PHILIP “Oh crap! I forgot it again. OK, I give in. Here’s five bucks; you buy some.” TONY “Phil, I can wait, you know.” PHILIP...
View ArticleReality bites
TONY “I wish I’d taken better care of my teeth back then when I had a chance. That’s something you just can’t get back, ever.” Tagged: baby teeth, chance, Ethan Hawke, never, Reality Bites, teeth
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